Well, it's hard to believe, but it appears that yet another year has flown past, and here at Mermaid Towers, our thoughts are turning towards Christmas... and Christmas presents. Mermaids can be tricky to buy for, so we thought we'd help you humans out, by producing the Merlesque Guide to Christmas Gifts for the Mermaid in Your Life...
 | Mermaid Melusine's Choice: Mermaid Melusine's choice of Christmas treat is Les Nereides perfume - and not just because it's named after the Nereids, beautiful sea-goddesses of Greek mythology who formed Poseidon's retinue (although we're sure that helps...). The corridors of Mermaid Towers are constantly awash with its gorgeous patchouli scent... and no-one minds at all! |
Mermaid Ondine's Choice: Mermaid Ondine is a mermaid who likes to accessorize, so perhaps it should be no surprise that her Christmas present of choice is this shimmery golden clamshell handbag by Skinnydip. Perfect for the mermaid who insists on carrying all her trinkets and treasures everywhere she swims... |  |
 Photo by Marine Conservation Society | For the Ethical Mermaid: The amazing Marine Conservation Society's Adopt A Sea Turtle scheme is the perfect gift for the environmentally conscious mermaid in your life. Not only can you secure a safer future for endangered marine turtles - you get an adorable fluffy toy turtle as well! |
Nail that Christmas Gift: The Barry M Aquarium collection is a set of nail polishes that can turn even the most human of limbs into the unmistakeable, jewel-encrusted hands of a mermaid (obviously mermaids don't have toes - so if you use it as toenail polish, that will be a dead giveaway...) |  Photo by BritNails.co.uk |
 | For the Mermaid Who Robbed A Bank: As anyone who's seen Disney's The Little Mermaid knows, searching through shipwrecks is a dangerous business, and you're more likely to come away with a cheap dinglehopper or snarfblatt than a treasure chest. So unless you're made of money, the mermaid in your life may have to try more human methods of enrichment if she wants a pair of Louboutin's Python Mermaid pumps (and frankly - what would she do with them anyway?) |
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