Not so very long ago on the Merlesque Twitter account (which you really should check out if you haven't already!), I made a very bad mermaid pun. The joke was this: What's a mermaid's favourite cocktail? ...A mer-tini.
Little did I know that very shortly afterwards, Mermaid Lorelei, in her alter-ego as Lily La Mer, was going to be proving the truth of the statement, by performing on board ship at the Axe Boat Party, as a mermaid basking in a gigantic martini glass!