2. Mermaids have runny noses.
4. Mermaids are crafty.
5. Mermaids spend 90% of their time doing admin.
Performing in aquariums and at swanky parties is super glamorous. Unfortunately if you become a professional mermaid, 90% of your time will still be spent replying to emails, updating your website and social media, and doing minor costume repairs. And drinking herbal tea. We drink a lot of herbal tea.